Nephews In Corn Field

PNE / Safeway Kidz Discovery Centre

Last week I visited the Pacific National Exhibition with my nephews.  The kids had been wanting to visit a farm so I suggested we go to the PNE instead to see Safeway Farm Country, a set of  indoor exhibits with farm animals, vegetable plants, honeybees and mushrooms.  I’ve been going to the PNE for Farm Country (and the Superdogs) every year for the past 15 years but this year I found that the displays were much less populated (the petting zoo has been reduced to 3 animals, a bunny, a donkey, and a miniature horse, each being held/supervised by a PNE worker, and there were far fewer ducks, bunnies, pigs and hatching chicken eggs).

Until this year, the one area I had never been into was the Kidz Discovery Centre which, according to the website, “allows kids to become a farmer for an hour and learn about where their food comes from”.  Here is a brief summary of our experience:

First, they gave the kids aprons and buckets to collect plastic farm produce from the displays on their discovery tour.  The next stop was at a trough of soil where they gave the kids bean seeds to plant and told them they were tomato seeds.  The staff broke the beans seeds in half and told them they were carrot seeds, and let them plant those as well.  Next, they collected white plastic eggs from brown plastic chickens and vise versa before moving to more troughs of soil to harvested their fully grown plastic tomatoes and carrots.  Here is a quick snap I took on the display that taught the kids how vegetables grow:

 

The kids continued around the displays collecting empty boxes of milk, perfect red plastic apples, little bags of wool and a few other things.  At the end the staff took their kids’ harvest back and gave them a coupon to use at the mock store at the exit.  The only thing available in to buy at the ‘store’ was chocolate milk   Not vegetables, fruit or plain milk, just chocolate milk.

Apparently Safeway believes that hyper and miseducated children are our future.

I don’t.  I feel that kids are smart and should be taught what a real tomato seed or carrot seed or bean seed looks like.  That carrots are fun to pull out of the soil by their greens because they are totally hidden in the soil, that tomatoes grow on bushes and that they can be many colours, sizes, shapes, and flavours.  That you get white eggs from white chickens and brown eggs from brown chickens.  And that farmers don’t sell their harvest to buy chocolate milk at Safeway.

I had a few days to shake off the frustration but in the end I was so disappointed with the Safeway’s Kidz Discovery Centre that I invited my nephews (and their parents) to a few farms in Abbotsford.  We spent the day feeding lettuce, apples, carrots and corn to all sorts of farm animals, picked real apples and learned to sort through the fallen, diseased and wormy ones, watched cows machine-milked on a conveyor belt, got lost in a corn field and climbed all over antique tractors.  It was a great day and a much more honest representation of where food comes from.

We went to the Birchwood Dairy and the Apple Barn Pumkin Farm on the Abbotsford Circle Farm Tour.  I’ve done all of the Circle Farm Tours available and have enjoyed them so much that I plan to do them all again.  If you decide to do a tour yourself, bring a cooler to pack all your farm fresh goodies in, start early in the day, and pick up a tour brochure at your first destination.  The kids will still end up with a sugar rush from fresh ice cream and a bushel of apples eaten while picking, but at least you can feel good about what’s going into their heads.

About the Author : StephanieAn artistic gardener aiming to feed the body & soul through an urban potager garden & a community veggie plot in Vancouver.View all posts by Stephanie

  1. Kristin
    KristinSeptember 8,10

    I agree the PNE kids farm was lame at best. Looks like the kids had a lot of fun at a real farm.

  2. meemsnyc
    meemsnycSeptember 8,10

    Wow, that Safeway Kidz Discovery Centre sounds horrific! Talk about teaching kids all the wrong information! Glad you took them to a real farm too. ;)

  3. Wendy
    WendySeptember 8,10

    geez, that safeway scene is too much! Wouldn’t you at least consult with a gardener about some ideas or at least check your facts before you attempt to “educate” children! good effort, but poor execution!

  4. zora naki
    zora nakiSeptember 8,10

    I hear you – I’ve taken my little guy to the PNE farm and was equally (although less eloquently) horrified by the ‘farm’. Great suggestions for alternative education!

  5. Laura
    LauraSeptember 10,10

    Damn straight! Plastic apples? Lying to kids and calling in educational? What is wrong with this company. Another great reason not to shop there.

    As an aside, I love pulling carrots! Love it!

  6. Jennifer Jo
    Jennifer JoSeptember 14,10

    “Apparently Safeway believes that hyper and miseducated children are our future.” One would have to wonder, wouldn’t they?

    I always found the plastic veggies in ground-up tire dirt to be a rather pathetic effort to introduce kids to reality. Send them outside with a shovel and then go read a book while they whoop it up. They’ll get so much more THAT way.

  7. Linda
    LindaApril 28,11

    Hey Buddy.
    Listen Up.
    Don’t bash the people who work there. A) its a pain the the bloody ass having to deal with parents (and children) like you who only want to find fault in everything. and B) you try and make an indoor farm exhibit that is fun and not impossibly hard to clean up.
    Sure, the whole thing is kinda stupid.. plastic tomatoes and bean seeds and what not. As a member of the staff I can say.. it takes a damn lot of effort to make it so the few kids who don’t care about it being “politically correct” can enjoy it. Its not the staffs fault its kinda stupid, its the organizers. And if you really have such a huge problem with it, stop bitching about it in your blog and write a damn letter to Safeway and the PNE.

  8. Stevie
    StevieApril 29,11

    Hi Linda,

    Thank you for your feedback. I agree with you that it is “kindof stupid” and that is not the staff members’ fault.

    From your disgruntled tone, it sounds like they organizers care about the staff about as much as teaching proper information to to the kids. If you read through my blog you’ll see that it is about gardening (not event organization / staffing) and when I see my nephews being taught information that is scientifically incorrect (as opposed to politically incorrect as you suggest), it disturbs me. My reaction / solution (if you kept reading) was that I took the kids to some real farms the following weekend.

    And thank you for your suggestion to “stop bitching about it in your blog and write a damn letter to Safeway and the PNE”. I don’t feel that is is necessary to censor my experiences because they were not positive, nor I have “such a huge problem with it” that I’m moved to contact the organizers. I vote with my wallet and since Safeway has proven to be that they don’t know what food is (or where it comes from), I don’t shop there for food. I believe that they accurately represented their values as a company and I’m happy to have that information.

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